that meme that's everywhere right now

 

Name: Aly

 

Single or taken: single forever and ever

Gender: female

Birthday: March 27th

Sign: Aries

Hair colour: brownity-brown

Eye colour: super brown

Height:  5'7 (iM SO CONFUSED I SOMEHOW LOST AN INCH OF HEIGHT ???)

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: aromantic asexual, thanks bye

 

What kind of shampoo do you use right now?: um some kind of moisteurizing teatree stuff

What are you listening to right now: i just started el camino up so !! the black keys

Who is the last person that called you?: an actual baby

How many buddies are online right now?: none here on da, but on skype there are two but one of them is always set to online

 

 

 

Foods: crab crab crab crab

Girls names: none???

Boys names: also none????

Subjects in school: literature and latin

 

Given anyone a bath?: aside from 6 dogs, i've given one of my cats a bath too (it's been three years and she still hates me for it)

Smoked?: nooo

Bungee jumped?: no but that sounds kind of fun man

 

Made yourself throw up?: nooo

Skinny dipped?: we had a pool when i was little and i didnt care about proper swimming attire at age 6 yo

Ever been in love?: ew

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no but i have done so to get things from people

Pictured your crush naked?: eW GROSS

Actually seen your crush naked?: NO BYE

Cried when someone died?: actually no, i just get really angry and someone/something for about an hour and then im fine

Lied: if there is a single human being alive right now with the capability to lie who, yet, hasn't, i will eat my own shoes

Fallen for your best friend?: no ew

Rejected someone?: no ones ever asked me anything rejection-worthy

Used someone?: no

Done something you regret?: not that i can think of?

 

 

Clothes: sweatpants and an ill-fitting pyjama top (i need to wash my clothes these are all i have left hhahh)

Music: the black keys but when that ends i'm going to listen to the truxton album i got yesterday woo

Smell: dirt. bc feeding animals gets you dirty.

Desktop picture: the gherkin, which makes me uncomfortable

Cd in player: el camino by the black keys

DVD in player: oliver & company (it's been in there like a month i'm too lazy to pull it out)

 

 

 

You touched: i dont think ive touched a single human being all day

Hugged: nobody today

You IMed: the café skype group but as i said earlier no one is online (and then only like 2 people have come online consistently all month you guys r my only friends, b online already [slithers away])

You yelled at: uh my mum?  i kind of had to because i couldnt hear what she was saying over a stuPID GUINEA FOWL

You kissed: nobody, ew gross

 

 

Understanding: i hope so?

Open-minded: i attempt to be?

Arrogant: probably

Insecure: eh not usually

Random: don't ever say that word again please

Hungry: 24/7

Smart: heck yea

Moody: ehhh

Hard working: with actual physical labour, yes. otherwise i just avoid whatever else i'm supposed to be doing, like writing replies to things hahhh.

Organized: yesss everything i own is in alphabetical order no one judge me it's perfect okay

Healthy: mostly sort of? i have chronic things like asthma and allergies and my hand is being a complete jerk today but im otherwise okay??

Shy: im not shy, i just dont want anything to do with people and have horrible social skills overall

Difficult: extremely

Bored: no; for once, i actually have plans ([coughs] its just to lay around for about an hour and then work on plots)

Obsessed: with . . . ?

Angry: nope

Sad: naw

Happy: eh im sort of neutral right now

Hyper: no, did you not read about my pseudo-nap plan

Trusting: i really wish i was less trusting wow

The same gender as you are internally: ye

 

 

 

Kill?: my hair 4 betraying me n looking dumb

Slap?: myself so i dont feel so tired

Get really wasted with?: id rather not add another alcoholic to my family tree thanks

Get high with: bye

Talk to offline: ugH everyone all my friends i want to hug them n give them tea and talk about fuzzy dogs

Talk to online: anYONE BUT NO ONE IS AROUND

Sex it up with: ew goodbye

 

 

In the morning I: lay around for at least an hour, slipping in and out of sleep, and then flop out of bed and try to get the dog to go outside before she gets mad at me for waking her up and pees on the carpet

Love is: caring unconditionally for someone or something and wanting the very best for it even at a great cost to you (probably, idk, i only know platonic love so)

I dream about: really gross things like corpses being eaten in reverse and santa claus stabbing children. i have no idea why. trust me its not fun.

Romantic preference: ehhhhhh

What do you notice first in the sex you're into: how non-existent they are. wow. that's some skill right there.

 

 

 

Coke or Pepsi: how about dr. pepper bc it doesn't taste like citruses and metal

Flowers or candy: candy

Tall or short: i like being tall but when people are taller than me i feel inadequate

 

Makes you laugh the most: my café pals, but out of them, probably raven

Makes you smile: all of my café pals!

Gives you a funny feeling when you talk to them?: no one

 

 

 

Find yourself thinking of the person you like for a long period of time?: no

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to message you?: if "someone special" is anyone and "message you" is "reply to your rp posts" then yes

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: sometimes but eh im good with what i got

Wish you were younger: ehhhhhhh no thanks

Cry because someone said something to you?: ive only ever done that a few times tbh

Of times I have had my heart broken: uh ?? ? 0 ??????

Of hearts I have broken: 1,000,000 [cash register sound]

Of guys I've kissed: 0

 

Of girls I've kissed: 0

Of CD's I own: gOOD GOSH YOU ASKED THE BIG QUESTION.  i have 29 right now but im getting more for Christmas
this is what happens when you can't stream music from the internet, kids