i updated my giant list of music i own

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time 2 celebrate with stuff i know everyone hates






1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY…

You're Not Sorry (Taylor Swift)
um okay

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Lovers In Japan/Reign of Love (Coldplay)
NO

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Charlie Brown (Coldplay)
this is making so much sense

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Be True to Your School (Beach Boys)
pah

5. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

You Belong With Me (Taylor Swift)
eeeehhhhhhh no

6. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Hurry Up (D-Mode-D)
yes

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Begin Again (Taylor Swift)
owning all of her albums seems to have done damage to this meme

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Spies (Coldplay)
they b everywhere

9. WHAT IS 2+2?

Blank Space (Taylor Swift)
that sounds deep

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Bleeding Out (Imagine Dragons)
oh

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Come Back Home (Two Door Cinema Club)
um

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

What You Know (Two Door Cinema Club)
this is really not going well

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

How you Get The Girl (Taylor Swift)
nope

14. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Everything's Not Lost/Life Is Worth Living (Coldplay)
hahahah yes

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Elastic Heart (Sia ft. The Weeknd & Diplo)
hmm

16. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Hometown Glory (Adele)
um ok???

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Reeling (Passion Pit)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

California Girls (Beach Boys)
what

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

The Ruler and The Killer (Kid Cudi)
oH

20. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

ALL AMERICAN DUBSTEP (Renard Queenston)
accurate

21. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Unavoidable (Neon Trees)
this could mean many things

22. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Superstar (Taylor Swift)
??

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Grounds For Divorce (Elbow)
NOT AT ALL

24. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Our Song (Taylor Swift)
awkward

25. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Sleeping With a Friend (Neon Trees)
oh my gSOH eWW

26. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Like a Song (Lenka)
uh okay thanks i guess

27. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

White Horse (Taylor Swift)
yes. horses, obviously.

28.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Wolf Like Me (Lara Lynn)
this is actually super accurate wow

29. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

CRT (The Quick Brown Fox)
looks like i'd make tvs cooler



1. How does the world see me?
The Mighty Fall (Fall Out Boy)
ha

2. How is my life going?
Shooting Arrows at the Sky (Santigold)
oh

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Make Light (Passion Pit)
aww thats cute

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
I Almost Do (Taylor Swift)
hahahhahah

5. How can I make myself happy?
Breathe (Taylor Swift ft. Colbie Caillat)
pfff

6. What should I do with my life?
God Only Knows (Beach Boys)
oh my

7. Will I ever have children?
Eat That Up, It's Good For You (Two Door Cinema Club)
goodbye

8. What is good advice for me?
Hurricane (Panic! At the Disco)
what does that even mean

9. How will I be remembered?
Tied Together With a Smile (Taylor Swift)
wow

10. What is my signature dance song?
Little Black Submarines (The Black Keys)
depressing

11. What do I think my current theme song is?
Something Good Can Work (Two Door Cinema Club)
not exactly but okay

12. What do my friends think my current theme song is?
This Love (Will Be Your Downfall) (Ellie Goulding)
harharhar

13. What song will play at my funeral?
AUTUMN DAY DISTRACTION (The Quick Brown Fox)
odd speedcore is perfect for a funeral

14. What kind of men do I like?
Never Grow Up (Taylor Swift)
nO GOODBYE

15. What is my day going to be like?
Holy Ground (Taylor Swift)
the day is over now but



i guess this ones movie themed or something
.::. Opening Credits .::.
Ready To Go (Get Me Out of My Mind) (Panic! at the Disco)
ahah

.::. Your Theme .::.
Wouldn't It Be Nice (Beach Boys)
um

.::. Waking Up .::.
Crazy for You (Adele)
erm

.::. School .::.
Spectrum - Calvin Harris Remix (Florence + The Machine)
who chose this music, because he's fired

.::. Home .::.
The Moment I Knew (Taylor Swift)
no

.::. Falling In Love .::.
If This Was a Movie (Taylor Swift)
it would be titled "irony"

.::. Boyfriend / Girlfriend's Theme .::.
Don't Panic (Coldplay)
er

.::. First Kiss .::.
Nearly Witches (Panic! at the Disco)
mY WING TIPS WALTZ ACROSS NAIVE WOOD FLOORS THAT CREAK INNOCENTLY DOWN THE STAIRS
no

.::. Hanging With Friends .::.
Death Valley (Fall Out Boy)
uMMMMM

.::. Best Friend's Theme .::.
Memories (Panic! at the Disco)
erm okay

.::. Fight With Parents .::.
Love Me Again (John Newman)
oh

.::. By Yourself at Home .::.
The Story of Us (Taylor Swift)
not really

.::. Break Up .::.
Rose's Song (Halia Meguid)
erM that's not funny that hurts

.::. Depression .::.
Dear X (You Don't Own Me) (Disciple)
ooh this would actually work

.::. Drunk .::.
Fifteen (Taylor Swift)
creepy much?

.::. Driving .::.
Durban Skies (BASTILLE)
aww yes

.::. Coming Down (Hangover) .::.
Kingdom Come (The Civil Wars)
oooh

.::. Regret .::.
LIFELINE (The Quick Brown Fox)
um ouch

.::. New Love .::.
Dream Machines (Big Deal)
well then

.::. Prom .::.
All You Had To Do Was Stay (Taylor Swift)
finally something super upbeat in the appropriate place

.::. Prom speech .::.
Nothing to Remember (Neko Case)
thats sad

.::. Graduation .::.
Salt Skin (Ellie Goulding)
no

.::. Graduation Speech .::.
The Outside (Taylor Swift)
is this a sad and moving speech about shaming popular people or something

.::. College .::.
some sort of kanji characters i cannot a) remember or b) type easily (The Quick Brown Fox)
thats not actually the title but its a cool song so sure

.::. Marriage .::.
Abraham's Daughter (Arcade Fire)
oH yees

.::. Going To War .::.
Haunted (Taylor Swift)
that doesnt work

.::. Night Before Battle .::.
Miss Missing You (Fall Out Boy)
baby you were my picket fence
now all we have are barbed wire ones

.::. Last Fight .::.
Come In With the Rain (Taylor Swift)
oh

.::. Last Fight Result .::.
Run Boy Run (Woodkid)
haha in ur face

.::. Reuniting With Old Friends .::.
Tokyo (The Wombats)
if you love me... let me ... go .. . ? ? ?? i thought this was a reunion

.::. Final Words .::.
Love Runs Out (OneRepublic)
now that's what i'm talking about

.::. Funeral .::.
Surfin' Safari (Beach Boys)
raddest surfer funeral ever

.::. Aftermath .::.
Amsterdam (Imagine Dragons)
finally

.::. Ending Credits .::.
Death and All His Friends/The End (Coldplay)
WONDERFUL



and apparently this is like a zombie thing or w/e
#1 First song is the overall theme for the apocalypse
Oblivion (BASTILLE)
are you going to age with grace? [looks at zombie] apparently not

#2 Second song is what plays when you kill your first zombie
Stranger (Skrillex)
oooh

#3 Third song plays when you get chased by a horde
Mine (Taylor Swift)
hahhha

#4 Forth song plays when you have to kill your loved one
Lover Is Childlike (The Low Anthem)
thATS REALLY SAD

#5 Fifth song plays when you find a group of survivors
Tuning Out... (BASTILLE)
oh

#6 Sixth song plays when you meet a new love interest
What You Do - Klippa Remix (The Queenstons)
gross

#7 Seventh song plays when you have to make a final stand
While We Have the Sun (Mirah)
not appropriate at all

#8 Eighth song plays when you think you've survived it all
Parachutes (Coldplay)
do i become depressed or what

#9 Ninth song plays when you've found a bite mark on you
Stay Stay Stay (Taylor Swift)
log this under "amusing"

#10 Tenth song plays over end credits
Old Pine (Ben Howard)
mm calm
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Crystal-Gryphon's avatar
These are hilarious

When I did this and got to the question "What do you think of your friends?" I got BURN IT DOWN by linkin park LOL