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"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and a king of England too."

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1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
looking into their eyes, period.  i find people's eyes to be very disconcerting.  i don't like eye contact. :c
i'd probably have more trouble with telling them how i feel, though, because that rarely happens.
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2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
i was really angry two nights ago when the lady who runs the only animal shelter in the whole county decided that she'd just start putting dogs down because they needed more room.
even though we've offered to foster as many as they need us to. and we have one foster dog right now, and they seem to appreciate us teaching her to walk on a leash and socialising her so she's not terrified of people.  yeah.  just kill the dogs instead of having someone take care of them for you; much easier.
i'm still very angry, if you can't tell.  how dare you decide to kill whatever you want whenever you want for petty reasons? you're a government funded operation - you will get paid for basically anything you want. build more kennels. please. you only have like 10. stop capturing these strays only to kill them within a week.


3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
i would definitely call my mum, and since my sister is with her all the time, i would technically be calling her too.  i would explain the situation, tell them i love them, and if i still have time i'd probably ask my sister to explain what happened to my friends too, because they would deserve to know.  of course, there is no absolute guarantee i'd die, so here's to hoping i don't, hahha.


4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
i think that the people who know me - who have spoken to me, who have put time and effort (that was reciprocated) into befriending me - have a right to know.  i mean, how shocking would it be to find out that your friend was ill and dying, and refused to tell you?  maybe you'd understand why, or maybe you wouldn't - it depends on the people, i suppose - but it would probably hurt.  and the last thing i'd want to do when hurting is take anybody down with me.
as for the remaining days, i'd probably just do my best to right whatever wrongs i had left scattered about, enjoy life, and make one last attempt at leaving a positive mark on the world.  maybe i'd write a novel, or a film, and then set it up so its profits could be donated to a good cause.  that would be awesome.
i don't think i'd be afraid of dying itself - i'm going to really hope that i've lived my life right and will get to spend eternity in heaven - but i'd probably be afraid of the pain that comes with it.  now, i'm not expert, but it seems to me like dying hurts.


5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
trust.  i have lived in a trustless world for a long time, and it is not always fun.  just having an ounce of it would solve so many problems and make the world brighter in my eyes.


6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dog's life? Why or Why not?
screw u, mr bossman, i'm saving that dog and you can't stop me!
yes, i would definitely leap into the canal and save that doggy! probably with a leitmotif playing in the background. and then i'd say a cheesy but cool line.


7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
these are sort of the same, right? even if it's not, it would hurt just as much either way, so go ahead and take a shot.

 
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
um i would probably be a bit perturbed by it all.  i'm not exactly into love.  i will be very happy living with some dogs in a shiny house with yellow furniture, thank you very much.
in fact, i'd probably say that line exactly and end up crushing their every dream by accident. blah, sorry.


9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
well, my gran didn't want to live any more, so i don't think that an extra hour would have done much more than burden her...


10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
yes.  because we have the same sense of humour.  wow.  amazing.


11. Does love = sex?
nope nOOPE NOPE nope NOPE noPEONPENOEPN
can we just birthday cake 


12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
well, if i don't need the money, then yes i definitely would.  but if we both need the money then i think i would at least try to help the poor person out.  maybe we could both leave the company and make a fortune selling animal-shaped pillows on tv.

 
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
um i don't really know actually.  i don't have many feelings, per say, and when i do there's usually no one around to tell them to, and no point in doing so.


14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
it would probably be harder for me to tell them i don't, mostly because people tend to have trouble understanding a lack of something (romantic attraction towards anything, in this case) in the first place, and it would probably come off as me trying to be a jerk and shut them down.  i'd also end up being a jerk anyways because it's really hard for me to avoid that unless i go full-saccharine-mode.


15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
oh, that's a really hard question... i think it would be my pets. they're always there for me, and when i have nothing else, i have them. they love unconditionally and are willing to lick you in the face whether you're a loser or not.  they're my best friends of all.


16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
"excluding romantic love"? so you just want me to explain to you how i express love to my mother???
hint: i give her hugs and then say "i love you mum" like a normal person


17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
that sentence feels broken.  um, i'll ignore that for now.
there's not much i regret in the last month.  maybe i'd avoid voice-googling "okay nevermind" (i was trying to figure out how to use the voice thing on my phone fffff) because it managed to bring up some gross image results that it promptly displayed on the first page of web results??? ;o; ew


18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
yes, yes! that's pretty gross if you don't.  i mean, maybe they don't have much, but if you don't help them, you're robbing them of every opportunity they could have had in their lives.  of every joyful moment, in destitution or otherwise.
still, i'd do so very carefully. maybe get a napkin or one of those cpr plastic face shields or something.  i'm apparently not good at fighting off diseases?


19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
well, if i can assume things here, i'll assume that my grandmother is concious and capable of reasoning at this moment.  if so, she'd probably want me to save the baby, and would offer herself to fall in its place.
or she wouldn't.  i don't know what kind of person she is because every time i've seen her she has not been very nice to me at all...
and why do i only get to save one?? a newborn weighs like 8 pounds or something.  i can pull it up with one dang hand, set it somewhere it can't pill-bug itself to its doom again, and then use my newly-freed hand to assist my grandmother back up the cliff.
creative thinking solves all problems, children.


21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
uM the point of being nice is to just BE NICE?? not to expect things in return ? ? ?? ? dude


22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
i'm good with never having loved at all.  can't miss what you never had, bucko.
not the wishlist one though hahha



---------• × • A L L A B O U T | M E • × •-------------
 


Name: Aly
 
Single or taken: single forever and ever

Gender: female

Birthday: March 27th

Sign: Aries

Hair colour: brownity-brown

Eye colour: super brown

Height:  5'7 (iM SO CONFUSED I SOMEHOW LOST AN INCH OF HEIGHT ???)

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: aromantic asexual, thanks bye

 


--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

 

What kind of shampoo do you use right now?: um some kind of moisteurizing teatree stuff

What are you listening to right now: i just started el camino up so !! the black keys

Who is the last person that called you?: an actual baby

How many buddies are online right now?: none here on da, but on skype there are two but one of them is always set to online

 

 
-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

 

Foods: crab crab crab crab

Girls names: none???

Boys names: also none????

Subjects in school: literature and latin


 

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

 

Given anyone a bath?: aside from 6 dogs, i've given one of my cats a bath too (it's been three years and she still hates me for it)

Smoked?: nooo

Bungee jumped?: no but that sounds kind of fun man
 
Made yourself throw up?: nooo

Skinny dipped?: we had a pool when i was little and i didnt care about proper swimming attire at age 6 yo

Ever been in love?: ew

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no but i have done so to get things from people

Pictured your crush naked?: eW GROSS

Actually seen your crush naked?: NO BYE

Cried when someone died?: actually no, i just get really angry and someone/something for about an hour and then im fine

Lied: if there is a single human being alive right now with the capability to lie who, yet, hasn't, i will eat my own shoes

Fallen for your best friend?: no ew

Rejected someone?: no ones ever asked me anything rejection-worthy

Used someone?: no

Done something you regret?: not that i can think of?

 


------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------

 

Clothes: sweatpants and an ill-fitting pyjama top (i need to wash my clothes these are all i have left hhahh)

Music: the black keys but when that ends i'm going to listen to the truxton album i got yesterday woo

Smell: dirt. bc feeding animals gets you dirty.

Desktop picture:
 the gherkin, which makes me uncomfortable

Cd in player: el camino by the black keys

DVD in player: oliver & company (it's been in there like a month i'm too lazy to pull it out)

 

 
----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N  • × •----------------------

 

You touched: i dont think ive touched a single human being all day

Hugged: nobody today

You IMed: the café skype group but as i said earlier no one is online (and then only like 2 people have come online consistently all month you guys r my only friends, b online already [slithers away])

You yelled at: uh my mum?  i kind of had to because i couldnt hear what she was saying over a stuPID GUINEA FOWL

You kissed: nobody, ew gross

 


---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

 

Understanding: i hope so?

Open-minded: i attempt to be?

Arrogant: probably

Insecure: eh not usually

Random: don't ever say that word again please

Hungry: 24/7

Smart: heck yea

Moody: ehhh

Hard working: with actual physical labour, yes. otherwise i just avoid whatever else i'm supposed to be doing, like writing replies to things hahhh.

Organized:
 yesss everything i own is in alphabetical order no one judge me it's perfect okay

Healthy: mostly sort of? i have chronic things like asthma and allergies and my hand is being a complete jerk today but im otherwise okay??

Shy: im not shy, i just dont want anything to do with people and have horrible social skills overall

Difficult: extremely

Bored: no; for once, i actually have plans ([coughs] its just to lay around for about an hour and then work on plots)

Obsessed: with . . . ?

Angry: nope

Sad: naw

Happy: eh im sort of neutral right now

Hyper: no, did you not read about my pseudo-nap plan

Trusting: i really wish i was less trusting wow

The same gender as you are internally: ye
 

 

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

 

Kill?: my hair 4 betraying me n looking dumb

Slap?: myself so i dont feel so tired

Get really wasted with?: id rather not add another alcoholic to my family tree thanks

Get high with: bye

Talk to offline: ugH everyone all my friends i want to hug them n give them tea and talk about fuzzy dogs

Talk to online: anYONE BUT NO ONE IS AROUND

Sex it up with: ew goodbye

 


------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

 

In the morning I: lay around for at least an hour, slipping in and out of sleep, and then flop out of bed and try to get the dog to go outside before she gets mad at me for waking her up and pees on the carpet

Love is: caring unconditionally for someone or something and wanting the very best for it even at a great cost to you (probably, idk, i only know platonic love so)

I dream about: really gross things like corpses being eaten in reverse and santa claus stabbing children. i have no idea why. trust me its not fun.

Romantic preference: ehhhhhh

What do you notice first in the sex you're into: how non-existent they are. wow. that's some skill right there.
 

 

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

 

Coke or Pepsi: how about dr. pepper bc it doesn't taste like citruses and metal

Flowers or candy: candy

Tall or short: i like being tall but when people are taller than me i feel inadequate




---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

 

Makes you laugh the most: my café pals, but out of them, probably raven

Makes you smile: all of my café pals!

Gives you a funny feeling when you talk to them?: no one
 

 

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

 

Find yourself thinking of the person you like for a long period of time?: no

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to message you?: if "someone special" is anyone and "message you" is "reply to your rp posts" then yes

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: sometimes but eh im good with what i got

Wish you were younger: ehhhhhhh no thanks

Cry because someone said something to you?: ive only ever done that a few times tbh

 


-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

 

Of times I have had my heart broken: uh ?? ? 0 ??????

Of hearts I have broken: 1,000,000 [cash register sound]

Of guys I've kissed: 0
 
Of girls I've kissed: 0

Of CD's I own: gOOD GOSH YOU ASKED THE BIG QUESTION.  i have 29 right now but im getting more for Christmas
this is what happens when you can't stream music from the internet, kids

Of scars on my body: two - both from the same dog bite on the back of my hand. they were one scar but the space between them didn't get as badly chewed up so it healed and now there's two of them. hooray?

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Viszla7 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
thank you very much for the watch! <3
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Alygator711 Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!  Your art is downright gorgeous
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DraftHorseTrainer Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the Llama Badge. :)
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Alygator711 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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Eternaldream15 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama! Neko Emoji-42 (Kawaii Moe Smile) [V3] 
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Alygator711 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome. c:
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Juffoo Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch buddy!
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Alygator711 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! c:
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DragonTygress Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for the watch!
Also I love all the Christian stamps on your page! It's always very encouraging to find other believers on the internet c:
And you also have a Doctor Who and a Sherlock stamp omg.
Anyway, have a lovely day!
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Alygator711 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
Agreed.  That's why I like to share that - to encourage others, and uplift God. c:
Hahaha, shows are basically my life, but Doctor Who and Sherlock are my favourites!
Thank you.  I hope you have a wonderful day too.
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